caedmonfaith:

dayofthedoodles:

caedmonfaith:

pirouetteintopurgatory:

therealfeedback:

iheartmoonlight:

negativereader:

Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.

-Stephenie Meyer New Moon

Excuse me but

“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.”

-EL James Fifty Shades of Gray

Fifty Shades is a treasure trove of terrible lines.

“I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the Communist Manifesto.”

“His erection springs free. Holy cow!”

“Holy crap! He’s wearing a white shirt.”

The fact it used to be Twilight fanfiction really comes through when you actually look up some of the text.

“His eyebrows widened”

- E.L. James; Fifty Shades of Grey

This post always makes me feel better about myself.

I stopped my work day so I could make this stupid gif.

I nearly peed.

a-miserable-fool-deactivated202:

That’s what we’ve all been saying for god’s sake.

morthils:

memeguy-com:

Did someone violate my cranberries

books-n-quotes:

“Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside them they’ve all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.”

— Neil Gaiman, The Sandman (via books-n-quotes)

girlwithouthands:

“I do not know what to say about the outside, except that it is a made thing for insiders to feel safe about.”

— Sarah Minor, from The Persistence of the Bonyleg: Annotated

femmetops:

https://thenewinquiry.com/blog/social-media-is-not-self-expression/

delicatelittlefawn:

“That is part of the beauty of all literature. You discover that your longings are universal longings, that you’re not lonely and isolated from anyone. You belong.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald
(via naturaekos)

collapsingintojupiter:

sweetsweetemo:

If you had a child by choice, you:

• signed up for an autistic child
• signed up for a trans child
• signed up for a lgbq+ child
• signed up for a mentally ill child
• signed up for a disabled child
• signed up for a child with “conditions”
• signed up for a rebellious child
• signed up for a kid. in any way, shape, or form of being, it’s your child, and you signed up for it.

And you are not:

• the victim in any of these fucking situations for gods sake

whoop there it is